I am a very early riser who enjoys having my morning coffee by the pool. I also am not a sun worshipper and sitting by the pool is no treat for me so I am never looking to a lounge by the pool. I would sit at a small table every morning and exchange small talk with a very elderly gentlemen who would sit at the table next to me and chat about the trip and complain about the chair hogs. This poor man could barely walk - in fact a member of the crew would bring his coffee and pastry out to the table for him as he reguired a walker to get around.
After about 3 days of complaining, this sweet little old man got up and worked his way around the pool, removing everything left behind and depositing it in one big pile on just one lounge chair. I never laughed so hard. He did this for 3 mornings in a row til one "lady" (and I use that term very loosly) gave him H*&^ It was a good way to start the day with a laugh though.