We have met quite a few characters but this guy has to be #1 on the list. He was super friendly and outgoing and he told us this story in his broken English about his wife so I'll try to retell it as best I can. You'll have to imagine his accent. :).
She say I wanna makka some food so go getta da cheese so I go. I came back and she say where you getta da cheese so I say Romanos. She say aaah! thatsa no good. Next time go to Tonys. So a few days later she say go getta da cheese but go to Tonys. So I go to Romanos and say I getta da cheese at Tonys. So she makka da food. Then I say how you know the difference. She say mama mia "the taste, the taste."
He said still i donta believe. :).