Cruise Joke of the Day

[Slainte]

A blonde was walking by the travel agent and saw a sign that said Cruise for $39. She walked in and plunked her money on the table.

The travel agent grabbed her, tied her to a wooden plank and threw her into the river out back. Another blonde walked in a few minutes later, plunked down her money and she too was grabbed, tied to a wooden plank and thrown into the river out back. The current was swift, so she caught up with the first blonde and they both floated together for a while.

She asked, "Do they serve drinks on this cruise?"

The first blonde said,. . . "They didn't last time."

[Shari2]

Oh my gosh, Slainte! I am cracking up on this one. Too funny!

[GottaCruz]

Great one, Slainte. I needed that today.

[GottaCruz]

bumped this up for all our new members to see.

[Tamara]

So, the travel agent was a brunette???

[Jason]

Thanks for the great laugh, Slainte!!

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[hazelson]

That was too funny - It makes me feel happy I've got dark roots lol - TTFN Jennifer

[TheSkipper]

Just checking older posts to see what I missed while aboard ship.

Outstanding joke!

Our Captain came up with a cute one for Public Speakers. Said he used the ABC and XYZ system. That is:

Always

Be

Calm

and,

eXamine

Your

Zipper! :grin:

Great advice to those of us who speak in public. :wink: