Whats your favorite cruise joke?

[Jason]

From a passenger cruise ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands. "Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain. The cruise ship captain replied, "I've no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes nuts."

Let's put together a list of all our favorite cruise jokes here!

[Jason]

From a passenger cruise ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands. "Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain. The cruise ship captain replied, "I've no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes nuts."

Let's put together a list of all our favorite cruise jokes here!

[KeithnRita]

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tightly so that it would not blow off in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you

know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."

"But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" :lol:

[KeithnRita]

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tightly so that it would not blow off in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you

know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."

"But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" :lol:

[Jason]

Haha I like that one, Keith and Rita!

Anyone else have a cruise joke or two to share?

[Jason]

Haha I like that one, Keith and Rita!

Anyone else have a cruise joke or two to share?

[KeithnRita]

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The

audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed

himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was

only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week

and began to understand how the magician did every trick.

Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the

show:

"Look, it's not the same hat"

"Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table"

"Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?"

The magician was furious but couldn't do anything; it was, after

all, the captain's parrot. One day the ship had an accident and

sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the

middle of the ocean with the parrot, of course. They stared at

each other with contempt, but did not utter a word. This went on

for a few days. After a week the parrot said: "OK, I give up. You

got me on this one ... where's the boat?" :D :D

[KeithnRita]

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The

audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed

himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was

only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week

and began to understand how the magician did every trick.

Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the

show:

"Look, it's not the same hat"

"Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table"

"Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?"

The magician was furious but couldn't do anything; it was, after

all, the captain's parrot. One day the ship had an accident and

sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the

middle of the ocean with the parrot, of course. They stared at

each other with contempt, but did not utter a word. This went on

for a few days. After a week the parrot said: "OK, I give up. You

got me on this one ... where's the boat?" :D :D

[DaCruzNut]

For their 50th anniversary, Mary surprised John with a luxury Cruise. She booked a suite, with all the trimmings, as a surprise.

When she broke the news to John, he asked her, "Where did you get the money to pay for all this? You've never worked..."

"Well, dear," she answered, "remember how you used to make a joke, and give me $25.00 every time we made love? Well, I saved all the money, and invested it, and I bought the cruise."

"Gee," he replied, "I wish I had known years ago. I would have given you ALL my business...."

[DaCruzNut]

For their 50th anniversary, Mary surprised John with a luxury Cruise. She booked a suite, with all the trimmings, as a surprise.

When she broke the news to John, he asked her, "Where did you get the money to pay for all this? You've never worked..."

"Well, dear," she answered, "remember how you used to make a joke, and give me $25.00 every time we made love? Well, I saved all the money, and invested it, and I bought the cruise."

"Gee," he replied, "I wish I had known years ago. I would have given you ALL my business...."