Whats your favorite cruise joke?

[Mebert]

Heard on the ship while people were losing their balance as a result of rough waters:

"Is the ship moving."

[Mebert]

Heard on the ship while people were losing their balance as a result of rough waters:

"Is the ship moving."

[Mebert]

Hop e bird stay two shoes! Hop e bird stay two shoes!

The above is what the diningroom crew sounds like when they're singing "Happy Birthday" to celebrating diners.

[Mebert]

Hop e bird stay two shoes! Hop e bird stay two shoes!

The above is what the diningroom crew sounds like when they're singing "Happy Birthday" to celebrating diners.

[GottaCruz]

"What do they do with the ice sculptures after they melt"???

[GottaCruz]

"What do they do with the ice sculptures after they melt"???

[Mebert]

GottaCruz,

That photo gallery joke is a hoot. :D :lol: :D

[Mebert]

GottaCruz,

That photo gallery joke is a hoot. :D :lol: :D

[GottaCruz]

Anyone have any more to add??? :cheesy:

[rogue]

Two women were sitting by the pool, and one asked what kind of water they fill the pool with -- fresh water or sea water? The cruise director answered, "Sea water." "Oh, that explains why it's so rough today." :grin: