Cute Poem

[iriscruiser]

When I'm an Old Lady

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When I'm an old lady,

I'll live with each kid,

And bring so much happiness...

just as they did.

I want to pay back

all the joy they've provided,

Returning each deed.

Oh, they'll be so excited!

I'll write on the wall

with reds, whites and blues,

And bounce on the furniture

wearing my shoes.

I'll drink from the carton

and then leave it out.

I'll stuff all the toilets

and oh, how they'll shout!

When they're on the phone

and just out of reach,

I'll get into things

like sugar and bleach,

Oh, they'll snap their fingers

and then shake their head,

And when that is done

I'll hide under the bed!

When they cook dinner

and call me to eat,

I'll not eat my green beans

or salad or meat.

I'll gag on my okra,

spill milk on the table,

And when they get angry

I'll run... if I'm able!

I'll sit close to the TV,

through the channels I'll click,

I'll cross both my eyes

just to see if they stick.

I'll take off my socks

and throw one away,

And play in the mud

'til the end of the day!

And later in bed,

I'll lay back and sigh,

I'll thank God in prayer

and then close my eyes.

My kids will look down

with a smile slowly creeping,

And say with a groan,

"She's so sweet when she's sleeping!"

[cruisetarp]

That is the funniest poem I have read in a long time. I am making a copy to give to both my daughter and daughter-in-law. I guess it falls under the category of "revenge is sweet". Thanks for sharing and starting my day off with a huge laugh.

[michelleJ]

April,

sounds good to me but I better not show my kids or they will remember it and know what I am up to! LOL

[GottaCruz]

really funny, April :cheesy: :cheesy:

[hazelson]

April that was so cute - but it definately tells it like it is - TTFN Jennifer

[Shari2]

:grin: :cheesy: :grin: :cheesy: