The List of Stupid Questions Passengers Ask

[Jason]

Here's a list of the stupid questions passengers aboard cruises have asked.....If I have forgotten any, or if you have one you'd like to add, please do so!!

· What time is the Midnight Buffet?

· Are there beaches in the Bahamas?

· Why is the ship rocking?

· What time does the 2 o clock tour leave?

· Will this elevator take me to the front of the ship?

· What side of the ship will the sun rise on?

· Is the water in the pool rough because it's sea water?

· Why are the lights on in front of the ship?

· How do I get into my room?

· Is the island surrounded by water?

· Does the ship generate its own electricity?

· Does the crew live onboard?

· How much are the tender tickets?

· Can I mail letters with U.S. stamps in the Bahamas?

· Will I get wet when I go snorkeling?

· How can I tell which pictures are ours?

· Do these steps go up or down?

· Do we have to go to the compulsory lifeboat drill?

· Why is it so rough?

· Did I put my boarding pass in my luggage?

· Do they play music in the disco?

· Do you have to get dressed up for formal night?

· Do you grow your own food onboard?

· Have you seen my husband?

· Can I have the number to a crew member's cabin?

· What do we do with these luggage tags?

· How many events are in the Triathlon?

[Mebert]

Jason,

Believe it or not, I've heard some of these questions.

I might have asked some of them myself. :grin:

[jtutak]

If the Captain is here who is driving the ship.

[Mebert]

I heard this one from someone who never cruised:

"Are the oceanview windows on the lower decks under water?"

[hazelson]

Got one - "I booked an ocean view room and all I can see is the cruise dock"! I actually had someone in the photogallery ask to see the photos we were buying - in case they were theirs! OK - why would I buy photos if they were not ours - duh! Maybe it's a seaborn virus lol. Great list Jaason - TTFN Jennifer

[KeithnRita]

A woman once asked us on a ship's elevator "Which floor is the ground floor?" I said it's probably one floor above the basement.

[TexasGal]

LOL, thanks for the list Jason...i'll be sure not to ask anything too stupid, though my mom calls me a blonde at heart! (i'm a redhead)

Keri

1st cruise-Golden Princess-June 1, 2005-European Capitals

[TheSkipper]

How about --

"Can I receive mail aboard the ship?" :undecided:

[Suzila]

sheesh...I'm pretty sure I've asked some of these questions! Du-uh!

(how DO WE KNOW which side of the ship the sun will rise on? hmmm?)

LOL!

Sue

[gogetter]

Hello,

heres one.......

where is the anne frank house.........go look somewhere esle is the answer.