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Nov 5,06 Freedom Cruise

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kruz

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Dear Friends.

I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this

year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies

for me to leave under your tree at Christmas.

I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas,

but we had a little problem.

The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with

the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids

a-milking, and the 9 piperspiping have been arrested for doing weird

things to the 7 swans a-swimming.

The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves

and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird

s--t.

On top of all this Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my

reindeer are in heat, elves have joined the gay liberation and some

people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th

of

January.

Maybe next year I will be able to get my s--t together and bring you

the things you want.

This year I suggest you get your arses down to K-Mart before everything

is gone.

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