Nov 5,06 Freedom Cruise

[tommycruiser]

moon pie????/ to funny

[kruz]

Tommy...port opened last night at 6:30...

Term...here is a prayer for you:

"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.

I'm having a real good time like I am."

[JACKEL1618]

I'AM I'AM I truely AM.

[JACKEL1618]

Oh mr. travel agent do you have my next room level avaiable. Cause here come's the term.

[kruz]

another good one!

A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their

six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"

"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.

"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.

The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all

these people to dinner?"

[kruz]

one more.....

After the christening of his baby brother in church,

Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.

His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied,

"That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a

Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."

[JACKEL1618]

Oh no the wife is home hurry go hide.

[tommycruiser]

see you all tomorrow

[BonBon22054]

By Tommy...hello Tammy!! Heres a recipe.....make sure you read the whole recipe!!

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies:

1 cup of water

1 tsp baking soda

1 cup of sugar

1 tsp salt

1 cup of brown sugar

1 tsp lemon juice

4 large eggs

1 cup nuts

2 cups of dried fruit

1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar..Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup, just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor...

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry lloose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl out, finish the Jose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS!

[JACKEL1618]

Bye buddie Hurry karen get posting and pass him up .