Cruise Comedian's DELTA Joke

[TheSkipper]

Comedian aboard the Glory stated: DELTA stands for "Deliver Everyone's Luggage to Atlanta."

Thougt I'd pass it along.

[rogue]

That is a good one! Welcome back, Skipper.

[SMB]

Yep, that's us! Here is the funny thing: "lost" bags for which Delta is not able to locate an owner get sent to... ALABAMA! They go into this giant warehouse and are auctioned off ... unopened. Our family has always joked that we would go over and try the Delta lotto one day. With our luck, we would get noting but dirty underwear.

[sailinglisa]

I've also heard it called "Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive!"

[hazelson]

Funny!

[mercedes]

[Spikesgirl]

I guess better Atlanta than Alaska.

thanks for the chuckle!

Charlie

[Dan]

Back in the 80s when it seemed like a plane was hi-jacked every other week, a Tonight Show comedian joked that TWA stood for "Travel With Arabs" while Delta meant "Don't Even Let Them Aboard". LOL

[KeithnRita]

Welcome home Skipper! Delta is the reason why we avoid flying as much as possible!

[Mebert]

I can't disagree with you all regarding Delta.