~Carnival Liberty Feb 02 2008

Chucksta63 · September 18, 2007

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cruisin4fun232 · September 18, 2007

Well ok plan B: we will have to make sure she has enough foo foo drinks that she passes out and won't know the difference as to what part of the ship she is on. :biggrin:

Shhhh don't tell Lisa. :tongue:

LOL Ok can you tell I have been watching a 2 year old for a couple days I am getting a little goofy. :wacko:

Chucksta63 · September 18, 2007

Try Tequilla I hear she does real well on shots of that!

Sharon2U · September 19, 2007

"Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night."

Is this information based on personal experience!!!! :sick:

SmooCruise · September 19, 2007

Lisa gets sea sick?? Have you tried ginger tablets? Chris swears by them. And you don't get that hung-over feeling you get from other motion-illness drugs.

Smoo on the other hand LOVES the rockin' of the boat!!! :biggrin:

mickey02454 · September 19, 2007

136 Days To Go!!! :smile:

Chucksta63 · September 19, 2007

LOL....No Smoo sent this e-mail out about Zen Sarcasm and I thought this was a riot & a good lesson to live by....lol

The other one I likes is.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you...

Hold on let me post the list of them....lol

They are great!

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.

Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a

leaking tire.

3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your

neighbor's newspaper, that's the best time to do it.

5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

7. Always remember you're unique..... Just like everyone else.

8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

9. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car

payments.

10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That

way, when you criticize them you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

11. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and

he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

13. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably

worth it.

14. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

15. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.

16. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

17. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad

judgment.

18 The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it

back in your pocket.

19. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

20. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it

holds the universe together.

21. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

22. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

23. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

24. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

25. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our butt...Then

things get worse.

26. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on

the same night.

27. There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

28. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

29. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a

big deal about your birthday...around age 11.

30. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

mickey02454 · September 19, 2007

sounds like my life, in a sick kind of way. :blink:

CanadianCruiser · September 19, 2007

Lisa, I love the Front especially the Panorama deck, just remember its like being on a swing, nothing like having too many Tanqurays and sitting on the deck swaying your hands in a upright position saying WEEE WEEE like on a swing. LOL now that is funny. If we end up there I will teach you to enjoy.

OMG....LOL...ROTFL....Let me give you a preview......lol....ROTFLMAO..... WEEEE WEEEE

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Well ok plan B: we will have to make sure she has enough foo foo drinks that she passes out and won't know the difference as to what part of the ship she is on. Shhhh don't tell Lisa. LOL Ok can you tell I have been watching a 2 year old for a couple days I am getting a little goofy.

ROTFLAMO