Carnival Spirit ~ Loco In Acapulco ~ 1/23/09 ~

OceanAngel · June 30, 2007

Whats WAY funny is this is my life!!

Stuff just happens to me!! Like today, I put on my panty hose (yes, I wear them to work every day with a . . .suit!!) I notice a small run in the toes on the right foot - no problem I have clear polish - so I dab some on - slide on my pumps & head out the door.

Well, we have a walking group - we walk every day for 30 minutes. Being very busy today :wink2: I didn't have my tennis shoes on when the gang came by - so - in a hurry - I jump up from my desk - go to kick off my heels & the polish had dried to my shoe!! So instead of my shoe flying off - it flys out & then right back onto my foot!! I freak!! Why is my shoe jumping back at me - I try to kick it off - now people are looking & laughing & I reach down - YANK the shoe off - taking my nylons with it!! I'm now bouncing on one stocking foot - my shoe in my hand with my nylons stretched down to my foot!! - people are now sitting on the floor they are laughing so hard. :ohmy:

I just tell them to go without me. . . .as I limp into my breakroom to put my shoe back on . . .I never did get it off.

And how is your day going??

Linda that is Funny! LOL

Just a hint have you tried hairspray for panty hose runs?

Gregswife · June 30, 2007

Wow Joey, you already picked your cabin??? Greg and I were sitting out on the deck just a bit ago, and I told him that I was giving him this cruise as an anniversary gift - he already knew I wanted to go. Anyway, he said okay, so I hope to be booking it in the next few days. I am going to ask him tomorrow if he is sure he is fine with it - he doesn't read this forum at all so he has no idea how much fun all of you people are, and I am going to tell him then that I am making the deposit. This is going to be such a blast!!!

mickey02454 · June 30, 2007

Alright!! Welcome Aboard Guys!! I'm glad that you are joining us!! :thumbup: :biggrin:

mickey02454 · June 30, 2007

Here ya go!! Linda's other story! :cool2:

O.K. - I'm 48 - & I'll try anything - but this is what I see on the slide:

Me at the top - BIG grin on my face- Wayne with camera in hand - I start to go (a slight push & away I go!!)

Sliding down my bottoms start to ride up (is that a nice way of saying going up my crack)

The water & pressure from the slide is also starting to push the top of my tankini up over . . . . .so I start to reach up & pull it down as I take a sharp turn in the slide - just then my bottoms catch a small screw that has popped up ever so slightly & now my bottoms are behind me - as I slide bare butt down the slide.

Now, since I am taking this slide in the moring - a lot of people are in the shower & all of a sudden the water pressure in the slide starts to diminish & I am getting a dangerous case of plastic rash from sliding down the slide with no water.

In a final attempt to get my top down I pull as hard as I can - just then a wind gust comes & takes my top out to sea!!

NOW - the water has completley stoped - the capt. has ordered all water flow to be diverted to an engine (something about a bikini bottom getting stuck in one of the engine fans) & I am forced to STAND - NAKED and walk to the bottom of the slide.

Some days it's rough to be me. . . . . . .

PJnVA · June 30, 2007

I know I haven't been posting but I do stop and at least read what's going on. :blush: We are still going Pam & Rex

mickey02454 · June 30, 2007

List of who's going as of 6/30/07

Lisa & Hubby ( canadian cruiser )

Chuck & wife ( chcucksta63 )

Vicky & hubby ( smoo )

Bill & wife ( mickey ) deck 7 AFT Balcony

Linda & hubby ( wildewoman )

Donna & hubby ( Donnask8pro )

Frank & Deb (Ol' Capt. ) deck 7 AFT Balcony

Joey & David ( joeyanddavid ) Cabin #8270 AFT Balcony

Pam & Rex (PJnVA) deck 5 AFT Balcony

:biggrin:

PJnVA · June 30, 2007

ROTFLMAO....

so where is the slide story ?

Here ya go!! Linda's other story!

O.K. - I'm 48 - & I'll try anything - but this is what I see on the slide:

Me at the top - BIG grin on my face- Wayne with camera in hand - I start to go (a slight push & away I go!!)

Sliding down my bottoms start to ride up (is that a nice way of saying going up my crack)

The water & pressure from the slide is also starting to push the top of my tankini up over . . . . .so I start to reach up & pull it down as I take a sharp turn in the slide - just then my bottoms catch a small screw that has popped up ever so slightly & now my bottoms are behind me - as I slide bare butt down the slide.

Now, since I am taking this slide in the moring - a lot of people are in the shower & all of a sudden the water pressure in the slide starts to diminish & I am getting a dangerous case of plastic rash from sliding down the slide with no water.

In a final attempt to get my top down I pull as hard as I can - just then a wind gust comes & takes my top out to sea!!

NOW - the water has completley stoped - the capt. has ordered all water flow to be diverted to an engine (something about a bikini bottom getting stuck in one of the engine fans) & I am forced to STAND - NAKED and walk to the bottom of the slide.

Some days it's rough to be me. . . . . . .