Venice to fine tourists who feed pigeons

[JoeyandDavid]

I've been to Venice twice, but Joan hasn't been there yet. Hopefully soon! L'shana Ha Ba'a b'Venice? ("Next year in Venice?")

Joan i think will love it....

[Rat]

Joe, the pigeons give Venice character! Look at the poor boy being attacked at San Marco Square.

[Flyingifr]

Joe, the pigeons give Venice character! Look at the poor boy being attacked at San Marco Square.

As usual, Government comes up with the wrong solution to the problem. Not feeding pigeons will not make them go away. They will find food regardless.

The answer is to FEED THE PIGEONS. It's not whether you feed them or not, but WHAT you feed them. Feed them broken up Alka Seltzer tablets. The Alka Seltzer will fizz inside them when they eat it, and since Pigeons can neither burp nor fart the pigeons will actually explode. Sure, Venice will have to clean them up, but only once per bird.

[JoeyandDavid]

he Alka Seltzer will fizz inside them when they eat it, and since Pigeons can neither burp nor fart the pigeons will actually explode. Sure, Venice will have to clean them up, but only once per bird.

ok lets make that Plan B