Differences between you and your boss

[hazelson]

When you take a long time, you're slow.

When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.

When you don't do it, you're lazy.

When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.

When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.

When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.

When you take a stand, you're being pig-headed.

When your boss does it, he's being firm.

When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.

When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.

When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.

When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.

When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.

When your boss has a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.

When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.

[JoeyandDavid]

ain't it the truth ... ain't it the truth

[cruisetarp]

That's why it's best to be the BOSS

[rogue]

Hmmmm. You must know my boss.

[KeithnRita]

Very true!

[cruisingcats]

Sounds like a few bosses I have had. Good one.

Falina

[DebbieandJerry]

Thank you for putting this into perspective for me. I have been having a hard time with some of the issues. Now I have something in writing to remind me of my place.

[lashl]

That's very true!

[deb1220]

ain't it the truth ... ain't it the truth

AMEN!!! I'm speaking for my DH also!!!