Wine

[BSCorvette]

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...

and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,

in beer there is freedom,

in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,

scientists have demonstrated that if we drink

1 liter of water each day,

at the end of the year we would have absorbed

more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria

found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..

However,

we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer

(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)

because alcohol has to go through a purification process

of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,

than to drink water and be full of crap.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service!

[hazelson]

Now the facts are in I shall grab my trusty corkscrew LOL