If your ever on a cruise with me.....

Longboysfan · September 17, 2009

Hello.... O.K. so I admit it I'm a cruse a holic...... I will be joining you on this trip....

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Whatever you may have read about my ship antics are completely overblown.

I did not rig the trivia games, bribe the cruise staff, wax the shuffleboard area, use magnetic darts, study all the outburst answers, take depictive drawing lessons, go to mime classes, provide free drinks to the guys at battle of the sexes trivia, use my elite status to sneak everyone I know into the captains and officers select and elite party, bribe the social hostess to sit at the captains table, slip the mater'd a 20 spot to get a great table, sneak the loaded dice into the craps table, print fake priority tender passes and sell them, get caught swimming under the pool netting late at night, hot tubbing naked, rapelling down the side of the ship (while in port), water skiing off the back of the ship leaving port, kidnap and dope up all the horses for the big race, strap on lifters to bounce higher when playing volleyball in the pool, have a song writer help me for king of the ship contest, practice suggestive dance moves, bring a thermos to fill up at the nightly Michaels club 4pm party, stash a keg in my room and use the mini fridge to keep it cold, bring a bottle of A-1 steak sauce into the dining room, have the chef cook my up my own 4 lb. lobster, sell my unused internet minutes at a cut rate, check out all the library books and have my own lend for pay book area, bring on contraband onto the ship, get 20 plus free drinks at the bicardi shop in San Juan, borrowed all the large size plastic glasses and hoard them in my room to hold my morning large juice and a lot of other things that the line needed to point the finger at someone because of funny things always seem happened on the ship when I am there....Or so they say..... Well nothing like that was ever caught on the security cameras.

That ankle bracelet I have on is just a decorative one. I got used to ...no ... I like to use it as a weight to improve my leg strength. yea... that's it.

Well that's my story and I'm sticking too it.